We understand that the Real Madrid staff and players are delighted to have a player of Eden Hazard’s quality at their disposal, but come on guys, he isn’t a piece of meat.
If you ask any Chelsea fan what Hazard will be most remembered for at Stamford Bridge, all our answers will be the same. Forget the Premier League title wins, the Europa League triumphs and countless iconic moments he provided – it’s his one of a kind backside.
While that may be tongue in cheek, pardon the pun, Hazard’s buttocks have drawn plenty of attention from fans over the years, and not just us Chelsea fans, it’s the most sought after rear-end the Premier League has seen in recent seasons.
As we struggle to type this with a straight face, let’s cut to the chase. One Real Madrid fan on Twitter is convinced that Hazard’s booty has found its way into the eye line of several Los Blancos representatives since his arrival – including president Florentino Perez.
No way this isn’t a coincidence anymore btw. pic.twitter.com/lL35w1NhyO
— Xav Salazar (@XavsFutbol) July 12, 2019
Honestly, can you blame them?